Depravity U.

Those are some pretty sweet dorm room pictures. The question remains: is the dorm itself sweet, or are the pictures sweet enough to compensate for a lousy dorm room? I wouldn't know, because I was busy bringing home the bacon while everyone else was gallivanting around Poughkeepsie. Those steam, air, and hot water systems don't sell themselves! And apparently they don't get sold by anyone at our company either.

I do like the fact that there's a Budweiser in the background of most of those pictures. Annie, how many beers have you had so far? 10? 20? 55? Let me know when I'm getting close.