LAlaLAlaLAlaLa, LAlaLA, LAlaLA, la la la LA-la la la la la...

I'm writing a song! That's the rhythm up there. I need to come up with some words, because our first show is in a week, I just found out. We have a ten-minute spot in AwesomeFest. We'll do some covers, but we want to have at least one original song. You know, so we're not "that" band. We're Adam Black and the Platonic Orgy. And we're going to freakin' ROCK! Unless we don't. I hope we do.

So I guess I'm the only one not on an improv troupe.

No big deal, you know. It's cool. Totally cool. No worries here. No-sirree. No chip on my shoulder here. Especially not an enormous one. No way is there a feeling like I just want to lash out blindly at those who try to comfort me. Smooth emotional sailing all the way. Hey, heNOYDCre's a questiLKSNEon... do yoNSEKMu ever typNSHHHe so hard that you breKK<>SKEHDak your keyKLJSNEHKLBOIUboard?

woooo!

We just had our first improv practice with our new improv kids! Yup. Here are three things that happened.

1. Poseidon, god of the sea, had a meeting with a dolphin
2. A wife went to heaven for breaking some china. EVIL china
3. A gremlin family lost their kids at Candyland

In conclusion, college is CA-RAAAAAAZY.
And so is high school?

I am a duck too

My duck is weird-looking.

look at me go!

indeed.

why yes, adam, yes i was there for that fascinating game of "i have never," which is why i laughed so hard that i almost dropped the 2 x 4 i was carrying when blaydes mentioned that platonic orgies were no fun.


and yes, i could've just posted this in a comment instead of an actual entry, but i figured i'd liven things up...?

follow-up

Aced the frickin' kanji quiz. Boo-yeah.

presents?

"hey, it's chris. Leave me a message and I'll git back to you. Get back to you."

Hey Christopher, it's Adam. It's probably too late, but if you picked up any extra at the fair, I'll take all of the tincture you can spare. There's a real market for tinctures at Wesleyan. Of all shapes and sizes. And... um... types. Of tinctures.

Tincture of benzoin keeps you from developing calluses with blood under them.

the band!

Yeah, yeah, I'm a terrible brother for not posting on the sibling blog. Well, this'll knock your pants off: well... it would knock your pants off if you didn't already know about it: Oh, and cancel that first colon, because what followed it didn't really justify the colon, and cancel the second colon too because I'm going to type another one just after this clause: I'm going to be the front man (... frontman... front-man?) in a band! A band that will either be called "Adam Black's Platonic Orgy", "The Adam Black Platonic Orgy", "Adam Black and the Platonic Orgy", or just "Platonic Orgy" if I can convince the other band members that my name doesn't necessarily have to be in the band name. But yeah, totally cool. We had our first informal band practice tonight, and I wrote part of a song. Pretty frickin' sweet. Now I just have to write some more verses. and study for a kanji quiz tomorrow, but that's secondary to the band stuff. Obviously.

cough cough

someone coughadamcough hasn't been keeping up with the sibling blog. this is a group effort, you who are not posting things coughadamcough. some of us coughmecoughandcoughmaybecoughchristophercough like to hear things about some lives at college coughadam'scoughatcoughwesleyancough. not that i'm reprimanding you or anything coughyesiamcough.

<3

notorious f.r.a.n.k

I haven't heard the Black Eyed Peas song. Why is it ridiculous? Is it because the hits just keep on comin'? "Let's Get Retarded" and "Don't Phunk With My Heart" were just the beginning? What's the name of the song??

Oops. Got excited. Ok. Cool off. Cooling... off. Cooled off.

Hey! I'm at college now too! Our first improv show is 2nite. 4real, sk8erz.

Oh, and, last night I heard a song that had notorious b.i.g. vocals on top of Frank Sinatra tunes. And you guys said it couldn't be done!

anyone? anyone?

Have either of you heard the new Black Eyed Peas song? If you haven't I would recommend listening to it because it's RIDICULOUS. But I love it.

travels, trials, tribulations

"Hey, this is Adam and Annie's group phone. Leave us a message and we'll call you back. Both of us."
*beeeeeeeeep*

Hey siblings, this is your brother. Did you know that I spent the night in Pippi's uncle's bridal suite the night before his wedding? Well, I did. Adam, I know that you knew that. I just wanted to remind you. Annie, I'm not sure you knew that. It was awesome.

Do you guys want anything from the Franklin County Fair? Jams? Quilts? Tinctures? I'm your man.

Dum, da da da dum. Hoooooo. Ok. What... was I talking... about. Right. Anyhoo, just calling to say hey. So, hey.

words of advice.

"hey, this is adam. leave a message."
*beeeeeeep*

hey, adam. it's annie. your sister. you know that one, from your house? that's me. so mom was talking about middletown earlier and how once you got off the main streets the neighborhoods were kind of sketchy (that's my word, not hers), so she wanted me to pass along the message to be careful and stuff. you know how it is. also, I think patrick misses you, he's being more needy than usual. the end.


"hey, this is chris(topher). leave a message."
*beeeeeeep*


hey, christopher. I don't actually have any messages for you. I just didn't want you to feel left out. love, annie.